With February right around the corner, I found it rather fitting to do a "Pre-February Blog", if you will. What better way to add to my already stereotypical teenage blog site than by writing about love in the early months of the year. Perhaps my different look on th content is enough to persuade you to continue to read, but it probably is not. In that case, I still got your hit; once again, I win!
In a time of broken hearts and mended wings, I stand alone in a realm of such small proportions. Being single and happy seems so rare these days; however, I think being together and happy is even more of an accomplishment. I am not a expert, and although Oprah Winfrey and Dr. Phil call me several times a week for relationship advice, my cure for this "sickness" is completely untested. No matter how successful it seems to be, none of my readers -- excuse me -- neither one of my two readers (me and my mother), actually will put this into play. Yet, I feel it necessary to point out your stupidity, something I find great joy in. Maybe in some way I feel like I am making up for all of my stupid decisions by fixing yours.
It's as simple as the two following words: stop looking. That's right, I do not go around looking for my "soul mate". In fact, I cannot tell you the last time I actually thought of a girl as more than a friend, and it seems to be working rather well. I can hang out with more girls without others getting ticked off, I do not have to worry about "relationship crap", and best of all: instead of a snickers every day, I get all different sorts of chocolate. Oh, did you catch that symbolism there? I know what you're thinking, "It's easy to say for someone that has no chance with a girl anyways". Yes, that is probably true, but do not go without giving it a try, for a week even! Just think of every guy/girl as another friend and you'll be surprised with the results. Besides, rather you believe in Jesus Christ, God, or some type of destiny, in all cases the one who was meant to be yours will fall in to place one way or another.
So get out, enjoy life, spend time with your true friends, and cherish the small moments, because the truth is, when you get married....it's GAME OVER!
Indubitably,
B.D. Turner
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